Funny Roofing Jokes

You re fortunate to read a set of the 56 funniest jokes on roof.

Funny roofing jokes. I am over 18. Google really does spy on us. They include roof puns for adults dirty ledge jokes or clean mew gags for kids. My friend and i were talking about repairing his roof over the next week because the recent storm took off a few portions.

The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes. Roofing jokes and quotes it s good to sit back relax and share some laughs sometimes. What is fallen debris from the edge of the roof called. Why did the roofer have to go to the dentist.

The mexican walks over to the ledge and says this is for my people and jumps off the asian also walks over to the ledge and says this is for my people and jumps off then the black guy walks over to the edge and says this is for my people and pushes the white guy off. When i was a kid i remember a joke that went something like this. This is why i don t trust smartphones. Now that you are done laughing you can read more roofing jokes quotes.

Below are some of the roofing jokes and roofing quotes we find funny profound and just plain share worthy. My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well. Apr 7 2015 explore matt martoccio s board roofing jokes and quotes on pinterest. They really raised the roof.

Because he had a bad case of shingles. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any roofing nails witze you can hear about roof. Went to a party with a construction team the other week. If your uncle jack was stuck on the roof would you help your uncle jack off i know not too funny.

Feb 12 2016 explore pabco roofing products s board roofing humor followed by 231 people on pinterest. There s four people on a roof a mexican asian black guy and a white guy. The next day i saw advertisements all over facebook telling me there are hot shingles in my area. What is it that keeps roofing teams together.

The best jokes about roof. Well years later my then 8 year old son comes home from school and said he heard a joke i said let s hear it. So here is some of the things klr roofing finds worth your time. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.

Performance is going through the roof. This joke may contain profanity. See more ideas about roofing humor bones funny. He couldn t stop biting his nails.

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